When you make a bad pun on group chat

♢Drew♢ Cisgender♢ Demi ♢
all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas
“what do your elf-eyes see, legolas”
“pastel grunge”
academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
Black people never run out of ideas like who thinks of the mannequin challenge
How long until a white sorority is on Ellen getting $10k each from shutterfly for doing the mannequin challenge?
2 weeks
I’ll give it a month